DOM 29 MAY 2005

Get Internet Explorer!

Humor geek:



Popup Blocking

Stop annoying popup ads in their tracks with IE’s built in popup blocker (SP2 only).

Tabbed Browsing

Screw that. It will only confuse basic users, so instead of making it

an option, we just didn’t implement it at all. Oh wait… there goes

our browser market share. Our next release will have tabs.

Privacy and Security

You think we got security holes? That’s just because people are always

gunning for number one. Take a look at that article up there. Now that

people use Firefox, magically it has flaws too.

Fits Like a Glove

We know exactly how big your hand is. Well we at least have a pretty

good idea. I mean, come on. We do contol your entire operating system

already.

S, M, L or XL—It’s Your Choice

As long as your choice is Microsoft’s choice.

A Developer’s Best Friend

Because all the developers work for us. And we pay them… so they’d better be our best friends.

Get Internet Explorer! fue escrito por fael el día Domingo 29 de Mayo de 2005 a la 1:45 pm.

Este post fue etiquetado: parodias, internet, explorer, firefox, divertido, microsoft, mozilla, geek, web.

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